I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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