Do you still have your period?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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