at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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