I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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