I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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