would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
my shit smells like andre
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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