how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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