so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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