We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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