He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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