What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
where does the pee come out of this thing
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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