i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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