Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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