you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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