Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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