literally had 100 drinks last night.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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