i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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