i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
how does that bad decision feel?
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