I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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