Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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