im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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