Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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