it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I intend to get homeless drunk
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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