is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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