Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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