It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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