im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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