i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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