I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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