I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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