We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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