Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
