The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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