I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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