i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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