and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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