Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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