Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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