Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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