At least make sure they are 18
Why
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
All I want is dick and wine.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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