Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?