everyone is single if you try hard enough
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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