...so i touched it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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