I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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