We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
