What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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