That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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