i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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