Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I believe in your delicious
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..