So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel