Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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