Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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