Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Found the puke drawer
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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