Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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