first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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