508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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