Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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