one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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